When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time
Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you
"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)